Clone me once, and send that clone to the past to have Evil-Michael Clone Sons, shame on you! Clone me twice, and send that No-So-Evil Clone further into the past to have  Not-So-Evil-Michael Clone Grandsons to wage clone war with the Evil-Michael Clone Sons, shame on me. shame on SCIENCE!

I have to admit it is very confusing. Just like I was confused when he came back. He, as in ME! Or should I say, Future Me.

It if you haven’t heard of the first visit of my future self, I suggest you read “Pictures of the Past from the Future?” But let me recap it for you; My future self visited me one night, two years ago, to warn me that in the Future I would clone myself, then that clone would become evil and then travel back in time to make evil offspring that would corrupt and alter time as we know it! He then gave me old pictures of these men and information on who they were.

Little did I know what my future self would be a repeat offender.

It was late Halloween night. I was fast asleep with my wife beside me, when I was nudged awake;

“Michael! Arise! I must speak to you in dire matters!”
“Father?!”
“No– Again, with the dad thing, I’m not your dad. I am YOU! FUTURE YOU!
“Shhhh! Stop shouting! You’ll wake Tara! What do you want?”
“I am here tell you about The Secret Michael Clone War that is going to take place, or took place, really.”
“Whaaa? That doesn’t even make sense!?”
“After visiting your Crow’s Nest, I returned to the future to work on cloning us again! But this time with the correct data that would produce a ‘Not-So-Evil’ clone this time (or that time) Then I sent him further into the past then our Evil Michael Clone went, in which he will (or did) congress with specific women, in which their grandchildren would then be living at the same time, age and location as the Evil-Michael Clone Sons. If all goes correctly, they will eliminate the Evil-Michael Clone Sons….(or did….I don’t know it is all confusing to me, honestly, the more I think about it….) in a secret clone war!”
“…ok…that sounds completely ridiculous.”
“Let me show you a simple diagram of what I mean:”

“So what can I actually do here?!”
“Take these senior pictures. These are our agents. Our Not-So-Evil-Michael Clone Grandsons, if you will. We do not know much about them, only what they looked like around the same time as the other clones.”

“-oh my.”
“Yes. Indeed. Science can be disturbing, but a necessity.”

It is a mystery to me still to this day about what might have happened in the secret clone war. I’m sure it was more interesting than Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. That was dreadful.